Oh, how we shall miss thee Major General John Sedgwick. You bravely stood before the line of defense in the face of snipers in the distance. Your legacy shall live with us forever, especially your last words,

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..."

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is my ceiling?"

Hey, let's look on the bright side. Um. *scratches head* At least it's not raining?